What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.