What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."