What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!