What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)