What's the difference between zombies?

Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.