How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did you sleep?

With closed eyes.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)