How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.