How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.