What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.