What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why did Marie Antoinette travel the world?

Where else would she beheaded

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.