Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!