Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Under-bear.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

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In case he got a hole in one.

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You have a hole in one. "

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.