Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did the Scotsman say when he ripped his trousers?

Och noo, me troosers!