Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

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With Barnacles (bar nickels)

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Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.