Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

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Because Chernobyl fall out

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He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.