How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.