How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.