How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

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Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

Knee Pad Jokes More Knee Pad Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.