Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric 'eels !

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water