What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What is a pirate?

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What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch