What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch