What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch