What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

culosis.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's worse than lime?

Sublime.