What kind of limes open doors?

A: Key limes.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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What is a tick's favorite fruit?

Lime.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.