What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.