What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of explosive is popular with terrorist school-children?

The satchel charge.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.