What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.