What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

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What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.