Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

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What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.