Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm?

It was all broused up!

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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What type of cancer is an anarchist immune to?

Prostate

What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.