Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer