Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

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What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

Why can't Pepe vote?

Because that would be