Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920