Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.