Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.