because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Qui-Gon Gin.
They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
They don't know the words.
They only ever have carrion baggage.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Smallpox
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
A lot. There were 3 movies.
The farmers milk them dry.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Because they lactose.
Republicans have them thrown out.
Americans who voted for Hillary
