Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never race with a guy from Finland?

Because they're already Finnish before the race even began

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.