Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.