Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.