Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.