Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.