Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy