Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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It's full of std vectors.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side