Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

A flip-flop.

Dairy Jokes More Dairy Jokes

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.