Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Flip Flop Jokes More Flip Flop Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy