What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.