What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.