What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.