What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off