Small Arm Dealer Jokes

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

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What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Cause they're dead!

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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He is small arms dealer

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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Cosmic jokes.