T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

Evolve Jokes More Evolve Jokes

What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

T Rex Clap Jokes More T Rex Clap Jokes

Why can't T-rex's clap?

Cause they're dead.

Why couldn't the t-rex clap?

Because he's dead.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

to get to the other side.

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?

Ear we go !