T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

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What kind of coffee does an executioner drink?

Decap

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.