Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore