Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.