Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.