Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What's the stupidest animal you can find in a jungle?

A polar bear.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.