Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!