What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

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What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!