What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)