What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What's a virgin's favorite Christmas song?

Single Bells"

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute