What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit