What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit