Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Turn the stool upside-down
Get John Boehner to cry.
Tuesday.
A good start.
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
He's having a midlife crisis.
Midlife crisis
Nun.
bullying
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
To make A TP