How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.