How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)