How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.