Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .