Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why Eiffel Tower is so high?

So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.