He was suicidal.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!
So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P .
Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.
