Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

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Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.