What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why are lilypads round?

So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.