What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it