They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Urine for a surprise.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Stick a plunger in the toilet
The elephant of surprise. :)
Surprise subtext.
A fart with a lump in it
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A: Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
They're Meteor!
Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.
A four term US senator.
Au-burn
Maybe it's maple leaf.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
Me: My boss told me to go to hell
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
Because they worship prophets!
A midget.
A little stiff.
Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
He votes!
