They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Leave the plunger in the toilet
Urine for a surprise.
He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it
Stick a plunger in the toilet
The elephant of surprise. :)
Surprise subtext.
A fart with a lump in it
Because he expecto'd Petronas.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Money's tight these days!
They were afraid of Stalin.
Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.
No Gandhi
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Just ice.
Not being British.
A Tut offensive.
Because he was in da Nile.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Cause they would quack up.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.