Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.