Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What does snowman say to the other snowman?

What does snowman say to the other snowman? - It smells of carrots!

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!"

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.