Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it