Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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How do snowmen travel around ?

By iceicle !

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it