Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ?

Because frost bites !

What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)