Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Who races the most?

The rasit!

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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A seizure salad.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.