Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?