Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

Headless Horseman Jokes More Headless Horseman Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?