What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.