What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed