What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.