What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.