Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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How do you say goodbye to an epileptic?

Seizure later

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

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Iceberg

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What do call an epileptic person in a cabbage patch?

Caeser salad.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

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You make a seizure salad.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head