Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Epileptic Lettuce Jokes More Epileptic Lettuce Jokes

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

Health Jokes More Health Jokes

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)