Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

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What do you call Kosher ice?

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Because he got cold feet.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

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How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters