What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.