What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.