How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !