How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What do you mean I can't change the past?

logs on to Wikipedia*

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite snack?

Chopped dates.