How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up?

The dinocologist

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!