How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Darth Tyrannus?

Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!"

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"