How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!