What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.