What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.