What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.