What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.