What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.