Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.