Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

Previous Random Joke Next
Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Speech Impediment Jokes More Speech Impediment Jokes

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

Math Professor Jokes More Math Professor Jokes

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.