Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

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How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.