What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What do you call an oval with a speech impediment?

An Elipshhh

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"