What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob