He was always drinking on the job
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!
Because she couldn't control her pupils.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Bobbing for french fries.
A: Bob
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
A small medium at large.
Sperm banks.
When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest
