How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you get when you have a midget fortune teller on the loose?

A small medium at large.

What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What do you call an employee at a sperm bank?

A nutjob