What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.