What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you call a women with one leg?

ilene

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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Depressed

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*