What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob