What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

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What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.