What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.