Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.