Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What the band's name?

me: looking over desk for ideas Inbox(29)

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Greg Jokes More Greg Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.