What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer