What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

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What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.