What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.