How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree