How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!