How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake