How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.