How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.