What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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When they scream they make no sense

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na