What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ?

You are the banner of my existence.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.