When they scream they make no sense
2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.
Is it in
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This is not a drill!"
Because it makes cents (sense).
A very wet sense of humor
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Burning Sanders!
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
