How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.