What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

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What is censorship?

removed

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What's the difference between a politician and a tiger?

One of them is a big puss

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.