What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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Because it's made out of vibranium.

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My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.