What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

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What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket